I stared into the blissful horizon. I peered over into the far off valley and screamed the word 'turtle' as loud as I could possibly muster. Rumbles filled the air, the ground quacked before me, trees in the distance started to shake, forcing the birds that had perched in them to flee.

A lumbering lump of shadow shifted its way towards my being. I watched in interest as to what I may have summoned with my golden voice.

The shape became clear; I was shocked with absolute surprise when I had gazed upon it; A glistening shell, a mighty beak that could slice an armoured vehicle in half, leathery skin as tough as titanium.

The beast exploded from the trees below, the beast had locked its sight on me. It was staring upward, piercing through my gaze in the valley below.

A hidden feature had come apparent to me as its body was fully exposed. On its shell, a ridiculously long and slender cannon was perched on its back. This behemoth of power took its aim. Creaking metal and gnashing cogs set the cannon to deadly pinpoint accuracy. I was staring down the barrel of a cannon mounted on a turtle, what else could be any weirder, I thought to myself.

The turtle roared; the cannon blasted a shell forwards, towards my face. Recoil shocked the valley, forcing trees to be toppled over, due to its immense force.

I sung a prayer, did a dance, played poker, ate dinner and finished my rubrics cube. I had almost forgotten about this immense shell hurdling towards me at deadly speeds faster than anything imaginable.

A speck of dust flew up my nose. The sensation was too much for me; the dust forced me to sneeze. In that exact moment when I was about to preform my final act, the shell hit, killing me instantly. The blast rocked the very core of the planet. Causing volcano's to erupt, giving elephant's amnesia, and forcing me into the sky.

I began to plummet back down to earth. My flaming corpse fell through a city of angles, reviving me with ultra mega morphic powers. I yelled with grim dignity "super ultra mega turbo Zord"

A rift opened up in the heavens, sending the awesome unicorn of rainbows and sunshine to my aid. The unicorn Zord flew underneath my flaming body now imbued with an outfit equipped with flashing strobes. I fell gracefully into place, inside the unicorn Zord. I yelled the words
"Turbo rainbow power!" causing the control panels and view screens to strobe me in an infinite spectrum of colour, flashing violently in my presence.

I began to drive the unicorn Zord deep down through the clouds and back to the turtle's position. I readied an attack so powerful, that nothing will be able to withstand its power. The confusing lights flashed and buzzed around me, but my attention wouldn't fade away. I forced the unicorn Zord into a direct collision course for the turtle.

The turtle roared and readied its cannon, aiming away. The turtle fired volleys through the valley, barely missing me by inches.

I charged the unicorn Zord's ultimate power up attack. "Seizure beam."
I readied my attack. I aimed with such concentration, the lights blasting to and from throughout the cockpit of the unicorn Zord, was almost non apparent to me.

I pulled the trigger on the firing mechanism. Bolts of colours and rainbows swirled around the unicorn Zord's mighty horn. Dazzling colours was then blasted with such force; it tore the ground asunder from the unicorn Zord's horn. It struck fast and hard in the turtles face, Mystic energy filled the turtles eyes with colour, forcing it into a sudden spasm. Froth and foam erupted from its massive maw, spilling out like a waterfall. The turtle collapsed in its sea of froth that it had produced, Steam erupted from the turtles ears, its eyes as good as liquid mush.

The turtle was defeated. I flew home in my dazzling and graceful unicorn Zord, trailed by a flaming rainbow of victory, towards the horizon of the sun.

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