danicos 2009-06-28 02:52:31

yaay!!you have sealed the document with you cookie sharing.friends?

madjokamike 2009-07-04 11:40:04

Did u f*ck my g/f?

hunte3r 2009-07-05 23:54:05

What's that Skippy? Ninjas are infiltrating the worlds only known supply of water, which is directed from a small tap, fused within the mountainside of mount Franklin. Only I can save the water supply If I use my Mcguiver skills to fuse a tennis racket, bubble gum, a used condom and a small torch battery together, to create a home-made missile defence system to seek out and destroy them ninjas?

There's no time to lose! With this here trusty pocket knife, I shall cut forth a strand of flesh from thee! I proceed to disembowel Skippy in a horrific, emotionally scarring scenario, which will be repressed for years until I one day remember and grovel within my twenty dollar motel accommodation, sipping cheap vintage rat urine and cry like a cheap B-grade movie tramp.

I go Luke Skywalker on it's ass and hide within Skippy's defiled carcass, scratching obscene literature and fowl jokes along the innards of ripe red flesh.

I posed as Skippy for the next few years. forcing people unto unnecessary conflicts of profound and terrible circumstances. Just last month, I guided poor Timmy down a seemingly harmless mineshaft, where he mysteriously lost his footing and was horribly impaled upon a rusty mine cart railing.

I didn't forget about those ninjas you know? I just made them up to get to Skippy.

Yeah, sorry for the poorly crafted story. I'll go hang my head in shame, over in that corner, where the fire breathing cobra elephants are eating Cobalt.